Ah, Parenthood

I don't know about all of you, and I understand that I don't have children, but I TOTALLY understand this guy's story. I mean, the car is really the best place for your baby to sleep while you get a lap dance, er, I mean go to get your cell phone. And, he was only visiting his wife's place of employment, right? I mean, when in Rome....

Lord. And you have to love the name of this place-Derriere’s Mens Club. Now, this is something for the baby book!

Baby found alone in car at SC strip club

The Associated Press
Posted: Thursday, Oct. 16, 2008
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MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. A 27-year-old Myrtle Beach man has been arrested after police say he left his infant daughter alone in a car in a strip club parking lot.
Police told WBTW-TV they found the girl's father, Geoffrey Hale, inside Derriere’s Mens Club smoking a cigarette and getting a lap dance after someone called to report in the baby in the car. He was charged with unlawful conduct toward a child.
Hale told investigators he came to the club to get a cell phone from his wife, who is a dancer there. He says he left the girl in the car because she was asleep.
Hale's wife says the case is a big misunderstanding and they have hired a lawyer to fight the charge.