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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, December 2, 2011

Merry Textmas!


I don't know this family, but I want to. How funny is this card? Also note the texting lingo used for the greeting on the card (to the right).

Our holiday cards won't be nearly as clever!

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Sunday, September 20, 2009

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog



If you don't already know about Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, you are in for such a treat. Get ready for some amazing singing, a hilarious script, and loads of sarcasm. I have enjoyed watching this so much this morning, it just made my Sunday.
Hats off to the director Joss Whedon for creating such a fun, enjoyable piece, and also for just recently snagging an Emmy for his work. Read more about Joss here, and to get to the main site for Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, click here.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Sweatin' to the Oldies (Woof!)


I alarmed everyone at work yesterday by laughing so hard at this! I love it! That dog has some strong back legs.

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Saturday, June 6, 2009

Say Cheese (or Cheesy)








My latest online guilty pleasure is viewing the gallery of family moments caught on film and put on display for the world to see on the site Awkward Family Photos. Thank goodness family photos have evolved from the standard group shot/gray backgrounds I remember sitting for countless times growing up. However, even some more recent photos are a little scary (the family straddling the tree limb for example). Anyway, enjoy and laugh. I have included just a few of my favorites, there are plenty more, and the site is only going to grow! Check it out here.

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Did I Say That Out Loud?


We've all been there--sweaty palms, nervous energy, in our best suit: the dreaded job interview. Trying to prepare for all the questions can be nerve-wracking, but thinking of a unique answer that hasn't been used by every other candidate can seem impossible.

Within this list are some we might like to say, but couldn't (or could we?). Either way, you will laugh at many of them, I guarantee it! A warning--a few are a bit naughty. I have only listed the beginning of the list here, click at the bottom to read the full 100.


Help Wanting
100 things not to say in a job interview

1. "Sorry I'm late. I could have sworn you said 'San Francisco.'"

2. "Where I come from, that kind of question will get you shot."

3. "If I smell like Cheez-Its, it's just because I love them so freakin' much."

4. "I don't like to brag about competitive offers—let's just say I've had some interest from a company that rhymes with Flurger Cling."

5. "Does your health plan cover abortion? If so, can I start today?"

6. "My work ethic is so strong, it's practically Asian."

7. "Is Jesus considered a personal reference?"

8. "Would it be possible to be paid in cash? I'm kind of laying low right now."

9. "What in the hell is this Microsoft Word everyone keeps talking about?"

10. "Do me a kindness and scratch beneath my carpal tunnel splints?"

11. "Do you have a speakerphone? My lawyer would like to be involved."

For the list of the full 100 click here.

Photo and article courtesy of www.radaronline.com

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Thursday, March 26, 2009

Just for Laughs


This picture was captioned on the I Can Has Cheezburger site. I think it is funnier on its own, without a word. I have laughed so hard this morning over this photo. I can totally see this happening, because the minute any type of grocery or shopping bag comes into this house, one of my cats is IN it. They love them. Have a great Thursday!

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Monday, March 23, 2009

I Love Jesus, But I Drink A Little

My friend and fellow blogger, Cheri sent me this video this morning. First of all, I LOVE Ellen DeGeneres, I think she is one of the funniest people out there, and her show is great. But this woman Gladys Hardy, who called into the show, and whom Ellen subsequently calls back, could give any comedian a run for their money. I laughed so hard watching this video this morning, and it sent me out in the best mood. Enjoy!

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I'd Like to Buy a Vowel...









Just for laughs, some misspelled signs from all over. I don't know why, but the "Poduce" one got me, I giggled all morning.

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

Sunday Laughs

I needed a good laugh this morning, and went searching for my all-time favorite commercials. These three clips never fail to make me smile. The Citibank one, OMG, when he repeats that password on the train, I laugh so hard EVERY time. The EDS commercial is just brilliant as far as I am concerned. The whole concept, the seriousness of the cowboys-- it just kills me. And this aired years ago, and I remember it still.
The Mastercard one is airing now, and I will stop whatever I am doing to watch these little guys. Love it!





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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Taking the Cake

There are several blogs I *must* check every day and Cake Wrecks is one of them. This is a blog that features professional cakes that are anything but. Cakes that have gone-as the blog author puts it- horribly, hilariously wrong. The best thing about the site are her descriptions and commentary. I get a laugh almost every day. You are in for a treat if you don't know about this blog. Go back through the history and read them all. Below are a few of my favorites (with her commentary):

When Brides have No Budget (or Taste)


Obviously someone needed to rein in this woman during the wedding planning. What kind of ego does it require to commission a life-sized replica of yourself in cake? But what really baffles me is this: the details are exact right down to the hair clip, so what the heck is UP with that tacky red rick-rack down the skirt of the cake? "Sure, we hand-painted a matching bodice-design, copied the make-up and hairstyle, and have identical veils - but then we thought this giant rick-rack would add just the right extra touch!" ?!?Obviously Bridezilla shares my opinion: she's eying that red trim with murder in her eyes.


I Believe the Children are Our Future...


"Teach them well and LET them lead the way, Show them all the [juvenile delinquency] they possess insiiiiide…" Because every four-year-old is searching for a hero, that’s why. And if that hero can bus’ a cap with his 9 mil (check the photo), so much the better.
Play on, Lil’ Derrick: play on.

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Saturday, February 2, 2008

Offbeat
















Thanks to my friend Cassandra, I am now a frequent visitor and quasi-addict of a quirky website: http://icanhascheezburger.com/. It all started with her sending some pictures along from this site, and then I started checking it out, and that was it. I think you have to have a certain sense of humor to enjoy this as much as I do, and Cassandra and I defintely have the same funny bone!
Anyway, this site has a huge global following, and most of the pictures are of cats being funny, entertaining....cats. And the people who post are all animal lovers. There is a certain weird "language" they post in--and you have to get used to that, too. But it is all a crack up. I have spent way too much time on this site this weekend...but, hey, it's better than working, right?
I have posted three of my favorites from the site. The blinker one kills me. I have been laughing at that one all day today.

-Kim >^..^<

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