Are you there SPAM? It's me, Kim.
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In my gmail account SPAM inbox, there are, unfortunately, hundreds of SPAM messages a day. I do a quick check of all of them before I hit the "delete all SPAM messages" link. Some of my actual real emails end up in there sometimes.
Now, let me tell you, there are some real winners that come to me. I know ALL about erectile dysfunction, and there are several people in Africa that keep in close contact with me, should I want to put their inheritance into my bank account.
I am sure everyone reading this knows what I am talking about. But today, one in particular caught my attention. The message was from a Dr. Suzanne. You just KNOW that is legitimate, since all REAL doctors like to be addressed by "Dr." and then their first name. But check out that subject line!!! Dr. Suzanne does not know me quite well enough yet to be saying such things. I would write her back and tell her that, beginning with a subject line: Dr. Suzanne, THIS is why I don't like your emails!
But, alas, I don't think it would solve my problem. At least it is not my fault- LOL.
3 comments:
Tell Dr. Suzanne to suck it!
Dear Dr. Suzanne,
THIS is why you are ugly. You should be plenty disgusted because at least I can fix my fat. You, on the other hand, cannot fix your ugly.
Sincerely,
Kim
OR
Dear Dr. Suzanne,
Bite me.
Toodles,
Kim
Touch wood I don't get much spam at all. I went through a stage a couple of months back where I had 15 odd a day and then it just stopped. I'm lucky to get one or two a week now - my ISP must be good at filtering them out :)
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