Taking the Cake

There are several blogs I *must* check every day and Cake Wrecks is one of them. This is a blog that features professional cakes that are anything but. Cakes that have gone-as the blog author puts it- horribly, hilariously wrong. The best thing about the site are her descriptions and commentary. I get a laugh almost every day. You are in for a treat if you don't know about this blog. Go back through the history and read them all. Below are a few of my favorites (with her commentary):

When Brides have No Budget (or Taste)

Obviously someone needed to rein in this woman during the wedding planning. What kind of ego does it require to commission a life-sized replica of yourself in cake? But what really baffles me is this: the details are exact right down to the hair clip, so what the heck is UP with that tacky red rick-rack down the skirt of the cake? "Sure, we hand-painted a matching bodice-design, copied the make-up and hairstyle, and have identical veils - but then we thought this giant rick-rack would add just the right extra touch!" ?!?Obviously Bridezilla shares my opinion: she's eying that red trim with murder in her eyes.


I Believe the Children are Our Future...

"Teach them well and LET them lead the way, Show them all the [juvenile delinquency] they possess insiiiiide…" Because every four-year-old is searching for a hero, that’s why. And if that hero can bus’ a cap with his 9 mil (check the photo), so much the better.

Play on, Lil’ Derrick: play on.

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